Wynberg Cricket Touring Party to Sri Lanka: Eve of Departure - 4 July 2013 |
The responsibility was now expected from parents and coaches to keep the feet of their charges firmly on the ground. Every boy on this tour should have had a copy of Rudyard Kipling's 'If' pasted on their bedroom walls:
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch.......
- you'll be a Man my son!
Pakistan 2006 |
‘It was while sitting on this cannon that Kim in the story meets the Tibetan Lama who would accompany him in his travels around India,’ I told all the boys in our tour group who were in earshot of me.
‘Who was Kim?’ asked Dalin Oliver, trying to wind me up. ‘Did he open the batting for Pakistan?’
I shook my head in sorrow at the declining standards in South African education. I did tell Dalin though, that in years to come he would tell his children that he had seen Kim’s Zam-Zammah at the Lahore Museum. The sad reality is that, because of the politics of the region, his children are unlikely ever to see it.
That is what touring with schoolboys is all about – showing and giving them opportunities which they will look back in future years with appreciation and gratitude.
United Kingdom, 1997-98 |
For some of this team who toured to Sri Lanka, these two weeks would have been the highlight of their sporting careers. Others will use the lessons and experiences of this tour to build their careers further and to become better players.
The first Wynberg tour to leave South African shores was a rugby side captained by Charl Badenhorst to the UK in 1993. A by-product of that tour was the start of our Wynberg / George Watson Gap Year Exchange - which is still going today. This contact still continues as we are scheduled to play their rugby team on the Hawthornden Field in a few weeks time.
Since 1993, teams of cricket, hockey, squash and waterpolo players have followed their rugby counterparts overseas. This 2013 cricket team to Sri Lanka is the 11th Wynberg side to fly the flag overseas.
Barbados 1994 |
Jacques also established a name for himself off the field. After they touched down from a long flight, coach Bob Woolmer took them for a run on the beach to stretch their legs. According to Bob, Jacques found it tough going, eventually stopping for a breather at the water’s edge and exclaiming: 'It is hard to breathe here. How far is Sri Lanka above sea level?'
Jacques indignantly maintains today that Bob was maligning him. 'It was Adam Bacher who said that!'
Bob also insists that it was Jacques on the same flight to Sri Lanka who, when the Captain told the passengers that they were now flying over the Equator, peered intently out of the window and remarked that he couldn't see it!
Jacques still vehemently denies being the author of that observation, but then sows doubt by saying that he did History in Matric, not Geography!
The joy of overseas sports tours is that years later, long after the results are forgotten, the stories and the humorous incidents are the ones that are told and re-told round braai fires and in club changing rooms.
Which cricketer on our Barbados tour will ever forget the Kadooment Carnival in Bridgetown – the famous ‘Crop Over’ festival with street markets, Calypso bands, processions and endless floats with innumerable (very) scantily clad dancing girls? It momentarily put the thought of playing the final at Kensington Oval out of our heads.
Every boy who went to Pakistan on the cricket / hockey tour in 2006, will remember the lugubrious 'One Dollar'. This was the boys' nickname for our bus driver who only knew two English words: 'one' and 'dollar'!
'Good Morning,' we would say as we climbed onto the bus in the morning.
'One Dollar,' he would reply.
‘How far is our ground today?’ he would be asked.
‘One Dollar.’
One bright spark evoked the same response from our driver when he wanted to know how much the local girls would cost - inducing hoots of mirth from the boys in the bus.
He gave us a journey to remember when we travelled to play a cricket match in Sialkott - a city three hours from Lahore. He had a simple method of overtaking - which was to move across to the right hand side of the road. Oncoming traffic was not a deterrent - he just veered further to the right, scattering unsuspecting pedestrians, cyclists, chickens, dogs etc.
It was with considerable relief that I handed the touring party back to their parents at Cape Town airport!
UK & Holland 1999 |
Twenty minutes after we returned to our hotel, my phone went. It was opening bowler, Kirsten Marshall, at the other end who had the entire side congregated round the phone. 'Listen to this,' he said and the team roared out the school song at full volume.
'Now you don't have to worry,' he said. 'We will win this tournament.'
We did.
Paul Dobson, well known in Western Province rugby circles, once wrote in one of our tour brochures that Dr Danie Craven had said that the best part of touring was after the tour was over. In time, the results would fade away - as would the tough times. Eventually, the special memories of the unique experiences would take over and would last forever.
At the farewell function for our team departing for Sri Lanka, I told them that they had to tick off boxes on their return: Were they better cricketers? Had they made stronger friendships with their team mates? Had they established friendships with players overseas? Had they stored away in their memories, the sights and sounds of another multi-cultural country?
I saw off-spinner, Cameron Ryan, watching hockey the day after the team returned to Cape Town.
‘Well?’ I said. ‘Can you tick off the boxes?’
‘I may not be a better cricketer,’ he replied, ‘but I now have the knowledge to be one.’
What a good response. Now if he is able to add his own version of a ‘Zam-Zammah’, a ‘Kadooment’ or a ‘One Dollar’ experience, then it will indeed be another memorable tour to add to the historical list of Wynberg overseas excursions.
Ratty? Ratty one can still deal with...
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